At work:

- So are you a Muslim or Christian, Mo?
- Neither
- Neither?
- Yup
- I thought most of people are Muslims in Iran
- Lots of people are like me in Iran, even worse
- So what are you?
- A religion free version, like those cholesterol free vegetable oils. What are you?
- I'm a catholic
- How does it feel to be Catholic?
- It's good. I bought me a house.