Candy tells people that she learned to ride a bicycle when she was 16.
Candy tells people that her girl thought her to ride it.
But I know that Candy has a scar on her knee,
from the day when she was 12 and she fell down from her bicycle,
when I was showing her how to ride it.
Anyway, it's nice to see she can ride her bike now.
چهارشنبه، تیر ۰۵، ۱۳۹۲
A man walks into a bar with a dog and a cat. The bartender tells him, "We don't allow animals in here, buddy." The man responds, "But these are very special animals. They're knot theorists." The bartender is skeptical. "Oh yeah? Prove it." He looks at the cat. "Name a knot invariant." "Mu! Mu!" He looks to the dog. "Name a knot invariant." "Arf! Arf!" The bartender kicks the man out. Out on the street, the dog looks at the man and says, "Should I have said 'the Jones polynomial?'"
سهشنبه، تیر ۰۴، ۱۳۹۲
دوشنبه، خرداد ۲۷، ۱۳۹۲
سهشنبه، اردیبهشت ۱۰، ۱۳۹۲
پنجشنبه، فروردین ۲۹، ۱۳۹۲
شنبه، فروردین ۱۰، ۱۳۹۲
It's probably the very last weekend I am working on the school stuff. This slightly cold sunny spring morning mixed with the odor of tobacco and the sound of Bowie, and the beams on sunlight warming my shoulders make me feel that I'm gonna miss this, and it takes me by surprise. The last seven years is suddenly a far memory, neither bitter nor sweet, and all I can feel now is only this nice slightly cold sunny spring day. I will drink to me tonight.
چهارشنبه، فروردین ۰۷، ۱۳۹۲
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