- "There are three groups of people in regards to this subject: those who agree, those who disagree and those who agree to some extents".
- "There are three type of individuals when it comes to this behavior: those who do it, those who don't do it, and those who sometimes do it".
- "There are three kind of reactions: good, bad, and in between".
Each of the above and any similar example is an evidence that the author is severely suffering from lack of competence in math, literature, classification and he also has herpes.