Candy tells people that she learned to ride a bicycle when she was 16.
Candy tells people that her girl thought her to ride it.
But I know that Candy has a scar on her knee,
from the day when she was 12 and she fell down from her bicycle,
when I was showing her how to ride it.
Anyway, it's nice to see she can ride her bike now.

A man walks into a bar with a dog and a cat. The bartender tells him, "We don't allow animals in here, buddy." The man responds, "But these are very special animals. They're knot theorists." The bartender is skeptical. "Oh yeah? Prove it." He looks at the cat. "Name a knot invariant." "Mu! Mu!" He looks to the dog. "Name a knot invariant." "Arf! Arf!" The bartender kicks the man out. Out on the street, the dog looks at the man and says, "Should I have said 'the Jones polynomial?'"

Montreal summit

Getting prepared for the storm