فکرشو بکنین یه دختره زنگ زده بهم، اینجا تو دیار غربت، از شماره ای که نمیشناسم. همین الان قطع کردم، سعی می کنم تا جایی که یادم مونده عین گفتگو رو بیارم

Me: Hello?
Her: Hello.
- Yes?
- Sorry do you speak Persian?
- A little bit, not perfect. Why?
- Nevermind... I want to know how much it costs to cut my hair.
- Well it depends. Is your hair short or long?
- Sorry?
- Are you having long or short hair?
- Oh my hair is short.
- Well it might be between 20 to 30 dollars, depending on which shop you go.
- Depending on what?
- Depending on the shop... some are more expensive.
- You do not cut hair?
- Well I can, but I never tried before.
- [confused] Sorry I think I had a wrong number. You are not.....
- A hairdresser? Of course not.
- [totally confused] Why didn't you tell me first?
- You didn't ask!
- OK. I guess I dialed the wrong number.
- No problem. Bye.
- Bye.